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-Two cows standing in the field. One cow said “moo”. The other said, “I was about to say that!”
Q. What’s Aslans favourite fruit? A. Banania!
Christmas Jokes: Q. What do penguins ride on? A. Icicles!
Q. Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A. A mince spy!
Q. What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? A. Cross mouse cards!
Q. What game do cows like to play at Christmas parties? A. Moo-sical Chairs!
Q. What does Santa Claus’s call his dog? A. Santa Paws
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q. What’s the favourite Christmas carol of new parents? A. Silent Night!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frost – bite!
Q. How does good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? A. Deep and crisp and even!
Q. What do you catch if you eat Christmas decorations? A. Tinsellitous!
Q. What is Father Christmas's wife called? A. Mary Christmas!
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